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There are bunches of movies coming up, especially with awards season just around the corner, so we’d thought we’d let you know where we stand on some of them.

Movies we are not going to see:

Perhaps if I crouch no one will see me

How does this movie even exist? Hugh Jackman has made some poor choices, but this is like he doesn’t even care anymore. You were Wolverine for goodness sake, act like it.

Not to ruin it but we think there's a haunting in the house

We missed Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 and feel like we’re okay with how our lives have progressed since, so we’re going to skip 3 as well.  Besides we can’t stomach scary movies, and don’t need to spend the next few months thinking every noise we hear is a ghost.  When it’s usually only a ghost 3 out of 5 times.

Is it weird that I'm more attractive as a woman?

NOOOOO!!!!!! Bad, Adam Sandler. BAD.  Have you learned nothing from Eddie Murphy, Tyler Perry or anyone who played the opposite sex as a journalistic experiment or to play a sport they didn’t offer their gender?

You tell us:

This ends with Harry Connick Jr. singing a jazzy tune to the dolphin while Morgan Freeman gives an inspiring speech right?

Most likely no, but if we get enough requests maybe, but probably still no:

Hollywood?! Sigh.

Movie we’re going to call in sick, take the day off work and watch 5 times in a row:

Winner of best preview award 2011

This looks so good!  We hope it really is and isn’t a let down like Love and Other Drugs.  Plus we already know what we’re doing for Valentine’s Day.

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7 responses »

  1. My significant other tricked me into watching the first Human Centipede. There are images from that movie that will be with me forever. I advise you to stay away from the sequel. Unless you like being haunted by gross.

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  2. Because I love the both of you, I am going to vote that you do NOT see Human Centipede 2. Unless you like people being sewn end to end. Or people pleasuring themselves with sandpaper. And that’s not even the worst of it.

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  3. What if I buy your tickets, Goobers and Fantas, will you go see HC2 then?

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